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From: Thomas Burriss
Date: 3:22 PM, Thursday, September 22, 2005
Subject: The Hinge

Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary Louise to the hardware store.

At the hardware store, Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf while she was waiting for Joe Bob, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.

When Joe Bob was finished, Mary Louise asked how much for the teapot?

Joe Bob replied, "That's silver and it costs $100!"

My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!" Mary Louise exclaimed.

Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy, and Joe Bob went to the back room to find it.

From the back room Joe Bob yelled, "Mary Louise, you wanna screw for that hinge?"

Mary Louise replied, "No, but I will for the teapot."

This is why you can't send a woman to a hardware store.

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