Recently, the Administration said each one of us would get $300. It was supposed to be $800 but they dropped it to a $300 tax rebate...There are other amounts depending on individual circumstances.....

HOWEVER:

If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.

If we spend it on gasoline it will all go to the Arabs, and neither will help the American economy.

We need to keep that money here in America, so the only way I can see to keep that money here at home is to buy beer or wine from our local vineyards, spend it on prostitution, or play golf since those are the only businesses still in the U.S.!

Your cooperation will be appreciated.