SMART ASS:
Two young businessmen in Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store in
the shopping mall. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few shelves and display racks set
up. One said to the other, "I'll bet that any minute now some senior is going to walk by, put his
face to the window, and ask what we're selling."
Sure enough, just a moment later, a curious senior gentleman walked up to the window, looked
around intensely and rapped on the glass, then in a loud voice asked, "What are you sellin'
here?"
One of the men replied sarcastically, "We're selling ass-holes."
Without skipping a
beat, the old timer said, "You must be doing well. Only two left."
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