A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new
CEO. This new boss was determined to rid the company of all
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a
wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know
that he meant business!
The new CEO walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked,
"How much money do you make a week?"
A little surprised, the young fellow looked at him and replied, "I
make $300.00 a week. Why?"
The CEO then handed the guy $1,200 in cash and screamed, "Here's four
weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room and
asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?"
From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from