A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when
the wife saw a baby skunk lying at the side of the road. She asked
her husband to stop the car. She got out to see if it was still
alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly
frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it
go in the morning?"
He said, "O.K., get in the car with it."
She said, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He said, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm
She said, "But what about the smell?"
He said, "Just hold its nose."
The man is expected to recover but the skunk she used to
beat him with died at the scene.