A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife saw a baby skunk lying at the side of the road. She asked her husband to stop the car. She got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He said, "O.K., get in the car with it."

She said, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"

He said, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there."

She said, "But what about the smell?"

He said, "Just hold its nose."

The man is expected to recover but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.