Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's restroom, Starboard
Dewey Beach, DE
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Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University
Durham, NC
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If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza
Washington, DC
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Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81
West Virginia
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Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou
Baton Rouge,LO
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No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her.
Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill
Chapel Hill, NC
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At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea
Tucson, AZ
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It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus
Wickenburg, AZ
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Make love, not war.
do both,
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station,
Bozeman, MT
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If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York, New York
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If pro is opposite of con, then what
is the
opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives
Washington, DC
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Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ
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You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's,
Beverly Hills, CA.
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No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
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A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX
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