Date: Sat, 17 Jan 2004 14:40:17 EST
Subject: Signs

Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men

Women's restroom, Starboard
Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University
Durham, NC
If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.

Armand's Pizza
Washington, DC
Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's "Hi, how are you?"

Rest stop off Route 81
West Virginia
Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.

The Bayou
Baton Rouge,LO
No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her.

Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill
Chapel Hill, NC
At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.

Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea
Tucson, AZ
It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.

Written in the dust on the back of a bus
Wickenburg, AZ
Make love, not war.
do both,

Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT
If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.

Revolution Books
New York, New York
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the
opposite of progress?    Congress!

Men's restroom House of Representatives
Washington, DC
Express Lane:
Five beers or less

Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ
You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA.
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills, CA
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it.

Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX