SEX AT 79
I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox,
Informing me that I can have sex at 79.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 71.
So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's the same side of the street.
I don't even have to cross the road!
ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE
"I am not available right now,
But thank you for caring enough to call.
I am making some changes in my life.
Please leave a message after the beep.
If I do not return your call,
You are one of the changes."
Frustration is trying to find your glasses
Without your glasses.
I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.