A twelve year old boy was really testing his boundaries. His parents were getting a little bit crazy. Finally, he went out to play.

The mother said to the father "I swear I smelled alcohol on his breath."

So they went into his room. They looked in his dresser, nothing. The cupboard, nothing. The mother reached under the bed and pulled out an empty half pint of vodka. They looked at each other in amazement. Then the mother laid down on the floor and reached even further under the bed. She pulled out a fifth of vodka, and it was half empty. Then she reached as far under the bed as she could reach. She pulled out stack of disgusting sadomasochistic magazines. They refereed to spankings, leather straps, leather outfits, ropes and handcuffs. It was disgusting.

The woman said to her husband "what are we going to do. He's only twelve?"

The husband said "I'm not sure, but I know we're not going to spank him."