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- Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers
for your recovery.
- The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our
highest national priority is enforcing U.N. resolutions against Iraq.
- Government should relax regulation of Big Business and Big Money but
crack down on individuals who use marijuana to relieve the pain of
illness.
- "Standing Tall for America" means firing your workers and moving
their jobs to India.
- A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multi-national corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind
without regulation.
- Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
Clinton.
- The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in
speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.
- Group sex and drug use are degenerate sins unless you someday run for
governor of California as a Republican.
- If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.
- A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our long-time allies,
then demand their cooperation and money.
- HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public
at heart.
- Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing
health care to all Americans is socialism.
- Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science, but
creationism should be taught in schools.
- Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's
daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and
a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
- A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which
thousands die is solid defense policy.
- Government should limit itself to the powers named in the
Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the
Internet.
- The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades, but
George Bush's driving record is none of our business.
- You support states' rights, which means Attorney General John
Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the
right to adopt.
- What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest,
but what Bush did in the '80s is irrelevant.
- Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade
with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
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