Random Thoughts

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

Do you need a silencer to shoot a mime?

If a cow laughs, does milk come out of its nose?

Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas station when smoking is prohibited there?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?

If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it?

If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your headlights, what happens?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

Why do we drive on Parkways and park on driveways?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

Why are they called apartments, when they are all stuck together?

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

If firefighters fight fires, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?