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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Do you need a silencer to shoot a mime?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of its
nose?
Why is brassiere singular and panties
plural?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why do you need a driver's license to buy
liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why are there flotation devices under plane
seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas station when
smoking is prohibited there?
Have you ever imagined a world with no
hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drive the snowplow get to
work?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a
year, why are there locks on the doors?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they
make Teflon stick to the pan?
If buttered toast always lands buttered side
down and a cat always lands on its feet, what
would happen if you tied a piece of buttered
toast to the back of a cat and dropped
it?
If you are driving at the speed of light and
you turn on your headlights, what
happens?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of
the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on Parkways and park on
driveways?
You know that indestructible black box that is used
on airplanes why can't they make the whole plane out
of the same substance?
Why is it that when you transport something by car,
it's called a shipment, but when you transport
something by ship it's called cargo?
Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an
address, you turn the radio down?
Why are they called apartments, when they are all stuck
together?
What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
If firefighters fight fires, and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
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