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From: Wayne V
Date: 09/14/2009 12:52 PM
Subject: Pronunciation

With Mexican influence overtaking English it is imperative that we learn proper pronunciation. Below is a list to study so that you will be prepared.

  1. * Cheese * The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence. Pepito replies: Maria likes me, but cheese fat.
  2. * Mushroom * When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
  3. * Shoulder * My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I shoulder.
  4. * Texas * My fren always Texas me when I'm not home, wondering where I'm at!
  5. * Herpes * Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.
  6. * July * Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me! Julyer!
  7. * Rectum * I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
  8. * Chicken * I was going to go to the store for my wife but chicken go herself.
  9. * Wheelchair * We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry, wheelchair.
  10. * Chicken wing * My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
  11. * Harassment * My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her harassment nothing to me.
  12. * Bishop * My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.
  13. * Body wash * I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
  14. * Budweiser * That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?
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