Do any of these quotes fit anyone you might know or who you might be evaluating?

"When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet"

"This young lady has delusions of adequacy"

"His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity"

"I would like to go hunting with him sometime"

"I would not allow this employee to breed"

"He would argue with a signpost"

"This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a won't be"

"Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap"

"He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle"

"He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them"

"He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless"

"He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier"

"He's been working with glue too much"

"He has knack for making strangers immediately"

"He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room"

"When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell"

"A photographic memory but with the cap over the lens"

"A prime candidate for natural deselection"

"If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week"

"If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change"

"If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean"

"It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000 other sperm"

"One neuron short of a synapse"

"Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled"

"The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead"