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From: Dave Assels
Date: Nov 2, 2011 2:22 PM
Subject: On Drinking

On Drinking

  • I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
    --Frank Sinatra

  • Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
    --Anonymous

  • Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
    --Ernest Hemingway

  • When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
    --Henny Youngman

  • Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
    --Benjamin Franklin

  • You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
    --Dean Martin

  • The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
    --Humphrey Bogart

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