On Drinking

• I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
  --Frank Sinatra
  
  
• Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
  --Anonymous
  
  
• Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
  --Ernest Hemingway
  
  
• When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
  --Henny Youngman
  
  
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
  --Benjamin Franklin
  
  
• You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
  --Dean Martin
  
  
• The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
  --Humphrey Bogart