A NUN AT HOOTERS
A nun, badly needing to use to the restroom, walked into a local
Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and
every once in a while 'the lights would turn off.' Each time the
lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However,
when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She
walked up to the bartender, and asked, 'May I please use the
restroom?' The bartender replied, 'OK, but I should warn you that
there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig
'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place
stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand.
Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?'
'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender, 'Would
you like a drink?'
'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled
'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the
fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.'
'Now, how about that drink?'