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  1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
  2. Got into the Gene Pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
  3. Has a room temperature IQ.
  4. Has a full six-pac but lacks the plastic thingy to hold them together.
  5. A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than ordinary ignoramus.
  6. Has a photographic memory, but the lens cover is glued on.
  7. A prime candidate for natural deselecting.
  8. Bright as Alaska in December.
  9. One celled organisms out score him in IQ tests.
  10. Donated his body to science... before he was done using it.
  11. Fell out of the family tree.
  12. The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
  13. Has two brains, one is lost and the other is looking for it.
  14. So dense, light bends around him/her.
  15. If brains were taxed he/she would get a rebate.
  16. If he/she were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
  17. If you give him/her a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.
  18. If you stand close enough to him/her you can hear the ocean.
  19. It's hard to believe that he/she beat 100,000 other sperm.
  20. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but he/she just gargled.
  21. Takes him/her 1.5 hours to watch 60 minutes.
  22. Was left on "Tilt-A-Whirl" a bit too long as a baby.
  23. The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.
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