A man and a woman are having dinner in a fine
restaurant. Their waitress is taking another order
at a table a few steps away and the waitress notices
the man is slowly sliding down his chair and under
the table, and that the woman is acting unconcerned.
The waitress watches as the man slides all the way
down and out of sight under the table. Still, the
woman across from him appears calm and unruffled,
apparently unaware that he has disappeared.
When the waitress finishes taking the order, she comes over
to the table and says to the woman, "Pardon me, Ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table." The woman calmly looks up at her and replies, "No he didn't. He just walked in the door."