Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time
One evening, several months after the honeymoon, he
was putting his hockey gear into his bag for an upcoming
tournament. His wife was standing there in the doorway
After several minutes of silence she finally speaks.
“Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I
think it's time you quit playing hockey, playing pool,
golfing, riding motorcycles and fishing. Maybe you
should sell your sports equipment, the motorbike and
Tim gets this twisted, horrified look on his face
and bends over as if in excruciating pain.
She says, "Darling, what's the matter?"
”Whooooa, for a minute there you were sounding
like my ex-wife.”
"Ex-wife!", she screams, "You bastard, you never
told me you were married before!"
“I wasn't.” He replied.