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From: Charlie Pyeatte charleechan@sbcglobal.net
Date: Sat, Feb 1, 2014 at 6:30 AM
Subject: Newly Weds

Newly Weds

Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.

One evening, several months after the honeymoon, he was putting his hockey gear into his bag for an upcoming tournament. His wife was standing there in the doorway watching him.

After several minutes of silence she finally speaks. “Honey, I've been thinking, now that we are married I think it's time you quit playing hockey, playing pool, golfing, riding motorcycles and fishing. Maybe you should sell your sports equipment, the motorbike and the boat.”

Tim gets this twisted, horrified look on his face and bends over as if in excruciating pain.

She says, "Darling, what's the matter?"

”Whooooa, for a minute there you were sounding like my ex-wife.”

"Ex-wife!", she screams, "You bastard, you never told me you were married before!"

“I wasn't.” He replied.

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