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When Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, Mission Control used a short tape delay, just in case the unexpected happened. One of the things he said as he walked around was "Good luck Mr. Sikorsky." Mission Control couldn't decipher that statement and held it up. As they couldn't figure it out fast enough it never got broadcast. With so much going on they forgot about it.

It was years latter before someone finally brought it up to Neil. He told them that it went back to his childhood. He and his brother were playing ball in the back yard when he accidentally kicked the ball over the fence. The ball landed directly under his neighbors window. He hopped over the fence to get the ball. Just as he picked it up he heard Mrs. Sikorsky say "Oral sex! You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon."

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