The Mexican maid asked for a pay rise.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, Now Maria, why do you want more pay?
Maria: Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first eez that I iron better than you.
Wife: Who said you iron better than me?
Maria: Jor huzban he say so.
Wife: Oh yeah?
Maria: The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.
Wife: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?
Maria: Jor hozban did.
Wife increasingly agitated: Oh he did, did he?
Maria: The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, And did my husband say that as well?
Maria: No Senora… The gardener did.
Wife: So how much do you want?
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