The Mexican maid asked for a pay rise.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked, Now Maria, why do you want more pay?

Maria: Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first eez that I iron better than you.

Wife: Who said you iron better than me?

Maria: Jor huzban he say so.

Wife: Oh yeah?

Maria: The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.

Wife: Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?

Maria: Jor hozban did.

Wife increasingly agitated: Oh he did, did he?

Maria: The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, And did my husband say that as well?

Maria: No Senora… The gardener did.

Wife: So how much do you want?