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From: Jeff Damon
Date: Sun, 10 Oct 2004 09:17:40 -0700
Subject: The Mafia Don

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.

"You lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howz about you leava me your Rolex watch instead."

"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business, you gonna have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a bambinos.

Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with another man."

"Whadda you gonna do then......pointa to you watch and a say, Times Up?"

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