An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
"You lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome plated .38
revolver so you will always remember me."
"But grandpa, I really don't like guns. Howz about you leava me your
Rolex watch instead."
"Shuddup an lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business, you gonna
have a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple a
bambinos.
Somma day you gonna coma home and maybe find you wife inna bed with
another man."
"Whadda you gonna do then......pointa to you watch and a say, Times Up?"
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