The Pope had concluded his travels with a stop in Florida,
then he took a limousine to the airport. Having never
driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a
Well, the chauffeur felt like he didn't have much of a
choice, so he got in the back of the limo and the Pope took the
wheel. He turned onto I-95 and accelerated to about 75 MPH.
WHAM! The blue lights of the State Highway Patrol flashed in
his rearview mirror.
He pulled over and a trooper came to his window. When the
trooper saw who it was, he said, "Just a moment, please, I need
to call in." The trooper radioed in and asked for the chief.
He said, "I have a REALLY important person pulled over and I
need to know what to do."
The chief replied, "Who is it, not Ted Kennedy again?"
The trooper said, "No, even more important."
"It isn't Governor Jeb Bush, is it?" asked the chief.
"No, even more important," replied the trooper.
"It isn't President George Bush, is it?"
"No," replied the trooper, "Even more important."
"Well, WHO in the world IS IT?!" screamed the chief.
The trooper responded, "I don't know for sure, but his chauffeur
is the Pope!"