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From: Angelina Toth
Date: 05/06/2011 06:39 PM
Subject: Children Are Quick

Children Are Quick

TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA:Here it is.
TEACHER:Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN:You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER:   Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER:No, that's wrong
GLENN:Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
TEACHER:What are you talking about?
DONALD:Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER:   Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
TEACHER:No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS:Because George still had the axe in his hand....

TEACHER:   Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON:No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE:No, sir. It's the same dog.

TEACHER:   Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:A teacher.

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