HOLY E-MAIL
One day God was looking down at earth and saw
all of the rascally behavior that was going on...
So He called His angels and sent one to earth
for a time.
When the angel returned, he told God, 'Yes, it
is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5%
are not.
God thought for a moment and said, 'Maybe I had
better send down a second angel to get another
opinion.'
So God called another angel and sent her to earth
for a time.
When the angel returned she went to God and said,
'Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are
misbehaving, but 5% are being good...'
God was not pleased.
So He decided to e-mail the 5% who were good,
because He wanted to encourage them, and give them
a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail said?
Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn't
get one either.
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