A man, his wife and mother-in-law went on vacation
to the Holy Land.
While they were there the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped
home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the
Holy Land for $150.00."
The man thought about it and told him he would just
have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why
would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law
home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here
and spend only $150.00?"
The man replied, "A man died here 2000 years ago,
was buried here, and three days later he rose from
the dead. I just can't take that chance."