Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He
forces himself to open his eyes. The first thing he
sees is a couple of aspirin and a glass of water on
the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing
in front of him, clean and pressed. Marty looks
around the room and sees it is in perfect order,
spotless clean; so is the rest of the house. He
takes the two aspirin and notices a note on the
table that reads, "Honey, breakfast is on the
stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"
He goes to the kitchen and sure enough there
sits a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.
His son is also at the table eating. Marty asks,
"Son, what happened last night?"
His son answers, "Well, you came home after 3
am, drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture,
puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black
eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything
in order and so clean, and breakfast on the table
waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you
to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your
pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm
married!"
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