David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons why Golf
is better than Sex...
#10 .... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#09 .... You can stop in the middle and have a
cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#08 .... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#07 .... Foursomes are encouraged
#06 .... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#05 .... Three times a day is possible.
#04 .... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you
play with someone else.
#03 .... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.
#02 .... You don't have to cuddle with your partner
when you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex......
#01 .... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!