David Letterman's Top 10 Reasons why Golf is better than Sex...

#10 .... A below par performance is considered damn good.

#09 .... You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#08 .... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#07 .... Foursomes are encouraged

#06 .... You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#05 .... Three times a day is possible.

#04 .... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#03 .... If you live in Florida, you can do it almost every day.

#02 .... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex......

#01 .... When your equipment gets old you can replace it!