A professor at the University of Texas was giving a lecture
of the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks,
"How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who
believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a
About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really
good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here
ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question
further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes
off his glasses, and says "Son, all the years I've been
giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love
to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and
began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the
front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Bubba, tell
us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Bubba replied, "Shiiiit! From way back thar I thought
you said Goats."