A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....
Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first
shot right through the window of the biggest
house adjacent to the course.
The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now
we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and
see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."
So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on
the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."
When they opened the door they saw the damage that
was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken
antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken
A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people
that broke my window?"
"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to
You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in
that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've
released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll
give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll
keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered
a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars
a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's
the least can do. And I'll guarantee you a long,
healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what do
you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with
servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your
homes will always be safe from fire, burglary
and natural disasters!"
"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's
your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle
and haven't been with a woman in more than a
thousand years, my wish is to have sex with
The husband looked at his wife and said,
"Gee, honey, you know we both now have a
fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said,
"You know, you're right. Considering our good
fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what
about you, honey?"
You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.
I'd do the same for you!"
So the genie and the woman went upstairs where
they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying
After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over
and looked directly into her eyes and asked,
"How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
"No Kidding." He said, "Thirty-five years old
and both of you still believe in genies?"