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From: Ron J. Anfuso, CPA/ABV
Date: Fri, 27 Aug 2004 7:28:14 -0700
Subject: The Best Genie Story Ever

A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.....

Of course, the wife promptly hacked her first

shot right through the window of the biggest

house adjacent to the course.

The husband cringed, "I warned you to be careful! Now

we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and

see how much your lousy drive is going to cost us."

So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on

the door. A warm voice said, "Come on in."

When they opened the door they saw the damage that

was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken

antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken


A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people

that broke my window?"

"Uh...yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that," the

husband replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to

thank you..

You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in

that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've

released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll

give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll

keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered

a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars

a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's

the least can do. And I'll guarantee you a long,

healthy life!" "And now you, young lady, what do

you want?" the genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with

servants in every country in the world," she said.

"Consider it done," the genie said. "And your

homes will always be safe from fire, burglary

and natural disasters!"

"And now," the couple asked in unison, what's

your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle

and haven't been with a woman in more than a

thousand years, my wish is to have sex with

your wife."

The husband looked at his wife and said,

"Gee, honey, you know we both now have a

fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"

She mulled it over for a few moments and said,

"You know, you're right. Considering our good

fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what

about you, honey?"

You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband.

I'd do the same for you!"

So the genie and the woman went upstairs where

they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying

each other.

After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over

and looked directly into her eyes and asked,

"How old are you and your husband?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"No Kidding." He said, "Thirty-five years old

and both of you still believe in genies?"

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