She Has Destroyed My Fishing Pleasure
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my
lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to
hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out
into a torrential down pour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage,
turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad
throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back
into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband
is out fishing in that shit?'
I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped