One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his
wife and pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firm this
up, we could get rid of your control top pantyhose."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch on
each of her breasts and said "You know, if you firmed
these up, we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and
grabbed him by his penis. With a death grip in place, she
said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of
the gardener, the postman, the pool man and your brother."
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