The Why's Of Men
- WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into
- WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough
- WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
- WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole
and they vapor lock)
- WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at
- WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a
- HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
- WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the
One for the ladies........
One day a housework-challenged husband decided to wash
his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry
room, he shouted to his wife, 'What setting do I use on
the washing machine?'
'It depends,' she replied. 'What does it say on
He yelled back, 'University of Oklahoma.'
A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.'
'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he
stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the
neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking,
A: A rumor
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your
bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long
Q: How do you keep your husband from reading
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction