Fixing The Economy
Dear Mr. President,
Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will
squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use
the following plan.
You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":
There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with
the following stipulations:
- They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment
- They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered
- Auto Industry fixed.
- They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage -
Housing Crisis fixed.
It can't get any easier than that!!
P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress
pay their taxes..
Mr. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on
Social Security and Medicare. I'll bet both programs would
be fixed pronto!
If you think this would work, please forward to everyone
If not, please disregard.