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From: Ron J. Anfuso, CPA/ABV
Date: Thu, 27 Jan 2005 12:55:59 -0800

A married man, having spent the evening getting quite looped with his buddies, shows up at home very late. He looks quite disheveled and has a live chicken under his arm.

His wife was waiting inside the door with her hands on her hips and steam coming out of her ears.

The husband slurs, "Here is the pig I've been screwing."

The wife says, "That's not a pig, you drunk idiot, it's a chicken".

The husband replies, "I was talking to the chicken."

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