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From: Ron J. Anfuso, CPA/ABV
Date: Sat, 27 Nov 2004 09:04:03 -0800
Subject: Dogs vs Men
  • How Dogs And Men Are The Same:
    • Both take up too much space on the bed.
    • Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
    • Both mark their territory.
    • Neither tells you what's bothering them.
    • The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
    • Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
    • Neither does any dishes.
    • Both fart shamelessly.
    • Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
    • Both like dominance games.
    • Both are suspicious of the postman.
    • Neither understands what you see in cats.
  • How Dogs Are Better Than Men:
    • Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.
    • Dogs miss you when you're gone.
    • Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.
    • Dogs admit when they're jealous.
    • Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
    • You can train a dog.
    • Dogs are easy to buy for.
    • The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.
    • Dogs understand what "no" means.
    • Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
    • Dogs do not play games with you-except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw.)
  • Top Ten Reasons Why A Dog Is Better Than A Woman:
    • A dog's parents will never visit you.
    • A dog loves you when you leave your clothes on the floor.
    • A dog limits its time in the bathroom to a quick drink.
    • A dog never expects you to telephone.
    • A dog will not get mad at you if you forget its birthday.
    • A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
    • A dog does not get mad at you if you pet another dog.
    • A dog never expects flowers on Valentine's Day.
    • The later you are, the happier a dog is to see you.
    • A dog does not shop.
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