MONDAY: What a wonderful cruise this is going to be! I felt
singularly honored this evening as the Captain asked me to dine
at his table.
TUESDAY: I spent the entire afternoon on the bridge with the
Captain. He is so charming.
WEDNESDAY: The Captain made several proposals to me
unbecoming an officer and a gentleman.
THURSDAY: Tonight the Captain threatened to sink the ship
if I do not give in to his indecent proposals!
FRIDAY: This afternoon I saved 1600 lives... twice.