And on the sixth day God created man, and on the seventh day God rested. And as he rested he took a stroll around his new creation. And he looked at the trees and said "the trees would look better if the leaves where green," and with a wave of his hand all the leaves were changed to green. And then he painted all the flowers different colors. Then he ran into Adam.
"Adam" he said, "Where is Eve."
And Adam said "Why she is out in the ocean taking a little swim."
And God said "oh no, now the fish will smell like that for eternity."