An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a
drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat
down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked,
"Are you a real cowboy?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life, breaking
colts, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences,
pulling calves, bailing hay, doctoring
calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on
tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a
cowboy."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day
thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the
morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think
about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I
even think about women when I eat. It seems that
everything makes me think of women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other
side of the old cowboy and asked, "Are you a real
cowboy?"
He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found
out I'm a lesbian."
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