An old gent moved into a retirement community where
good-looking, eligible men are at a premium.
After he had been there for a week he went to confession
and said, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. Last week I
had my way with seven different women."
The priest said, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a
glass and drink the juice without pausing."
"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"
"No," replied the priest, "but it'll wipe that
grin off your face."