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From: Thomas Burriss
Date: Fri, 3 Dec 2004 11:44:03 -0800
Subject: Confession

An old gent moved into a retirement community where good-looking, eligible men are at a premium.

After he had been there for a week he went to confession and said, "Bless me father, for I have sinned. Last week I had my way with seven different women."

The priest said, "Take seven lemons, squeeze them into a glass and drink the juice without pausing."

"Will that cleanse me of my sins, Father?"

"No," replied the priest, "but it'll wipe that grin off your face."

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