Colonel Sanders goes to Rome and gets a special meeting with the Pope. He offers him a deal. A million dollars to change the words in The Lords Prayer from "give us this day our daily bread..." The Pope tells him no, old traditions and rituals cannot be changed for money, forget it. Colonel Sanders repeatedly raises his offer until it reaches a billion dollars. At that point the Pope repeats his refusal but offers, I'll tell you what, the answer is no, but I will call a meeting of the Bishops and see if any of them have any ideas.

The Pope does call a meeting of the Bishops and tells them he has good news and bad news. The good news is that he has an opportunity to get them a considerable amount of money. The bad news is that they will probably lose there account with "Wonder Bread".