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From: Delbert Lockwood
Date: Mon, 16 Jul 2007 19:49:58 -0700
Subject: Christian One-Liners
  • He who angers you, controls you!
  • You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage him.
  • If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
  • Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
  • Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited until you try to sit in their pews.
  • Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
  • It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
  • The good Lord didn't create any thing without purpose, but mosquitoes come close.
  • When you get to your wit's end, you'll find God lives there.
  • People are funny; they want the front of the bus, middle of the road, and back of the church.
  • Opportunity may knock once, but temptation bangs on the front door forever.
  • Quit griping about your church; if it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
  • If a church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
  • God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until he is dead. So why should you?
  • Some minds are like concrete thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
  • Peace starts with a smile.
  • I don't know why some people change churches; what difference does it make which one you stay home from?
  • A lot of church members singing 'Standing on the Promises' are just sitting on the premises.
  • We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges.
  • Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.
  • Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
  • Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
  • Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
  • Forbidden fruits create many jams.
  • God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
  • God grades on the cross, not the curve.
  • God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!'
  • God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
  • Prayer: Don't give God instructions -- just report for duty!
  • The task ahead of us is never as great as the Power behind us.
  • The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
  • We don't change the message, the message changes us.
  • The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
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