This one is PRETTY bad!!!
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's
temper. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem? The woman
says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.
Some day's my husband seems to lose his temper for no
reason, and it scares me." The Doctor says: "I have a cure
for that. When it seems that your husband is getting angry,
just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your
mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he
either leaves the room or goes to bed and falls asleep."
Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor,
looking fresh and reborn. The woman says: "Doctor that was
a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it,
I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed
right down! How does a glass of water do that?"
The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's
keeping your mouth shut that does the trick..."
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