| Jesus is coming
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LOOK BUSY |
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I Am Not An Alcholic |
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I'M
A DRUNK |
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Alcoholics
Go To Meetings |
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I'm Hung
Like Einstein |
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And
Smart As A Horse |
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Take Your Ex
Out Tonight |
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(One Bullet
Oughtta Do It) |
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Driver
Carries No Ca$h |
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HE'S
MARRIED |
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I'm Busy.
You're Ugly. |
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Have A
Nice Day. |
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WIFE
AND DOG MISSING |
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REWARD
FOR DOG |
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DRUGS
LEAD NOWHERE |
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But It's The
Scenic
Route |
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Are You
Having Phone Sex Or |
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Do You
Always
Drive That Way |
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Can't Feed
'Em? |
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DON'T
BREED
'EM |
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I Child-Proofed
My House |
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BUT THEY
STILL GET IN |
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You Can't Spell
"Crap" |
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Without
"Rap" |
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4 Out Of
3 People |
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Have
Trouble With Fractions |
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TAKE
REVENGE |
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Shit On
A Pigeon |
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GAS, GRASS
OR ASS |
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No One
Rides For Free |
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The
Shortest Sentence Is
"I Am." |
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THE LONGEST
IS "I DO" |
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WHERE THE
HELL IS |
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Easy
Street? |
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If Money Is The
Root
Of All Evil, Why
Do
Churches Beg For
It? |
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KEEP
HONKING |
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I'M
RELOADING |
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| GUN
CONTROL |
| means
using |
| BOTH
HANDS |
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Ever stop
to think... |
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And forget to
start again? |
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WORK
HARDER |
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Millions
On Welfare |
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Depend
On You! |
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| I've Got A Perfect Body |
| BUT IT'S IN THE TRUNK |
| AND BEGINNING TO SMELL |
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