Subject: Do you drink beer?
Woman: Do you drink beer?
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3.
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip.
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose.
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a
day which puts your spending each month at $450.
In one year, it would be approximately $5400
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not
accounting for inflation, the past 20 years
puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink
so much beer, that money could have been put
in a step-up interest savings account and after
accounting for compound interest for the past 20
years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Man: Where's your Ferrari?