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From: HALBIE71@aol.com
Date: Wed, 15 Dec 2004 15:20:01 EST
Subject: Avon Lady

An Avon lady was alone in an elevator when suddenly she had to fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with an Avon Pine-Scented deodorizer. Two floors later, a gentleman got on the elevator. He began to sniff, and the Avon lady asked, "Do you smell something?" "Well, yes I do," he replied. "What does it smell like?" she asked, The bemused gentleman answered, "I'm not sure, but it kind of smells like someone shit under a Christmas tree".

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