Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at
the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for
the good ones because they are afraid of falling and
getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples
from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples
at the top thing something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the
right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to
climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now men ... men are lika a fine wine. They begin as
grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of
them until they turn into something acceptable to have
dinner with.
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