If you had purchased
$1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price, you would have
Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan