These are scams that have been e-mailed to me and my friends. I find them to be very creative. The Irish blarney in me is jealous.

DANGER: Most of these, if you answer you will be asked to pay some kind of fee/expense to complete the transaction. If you don't the transaction is dead. If you do it only leads to another fee/expense, double the last one. Every time you pay a new fee/expense comes up, double the previous one. This does not stop until you do. Some people, after paying more and more, have actually gone to Nigeria with suitcases full of cash to make one final payment. Those people have never been heard from again. A creative and dangerous lot.

• Remember:
  • There is no such thing as free money.
  • If it sounds to good to be true it probably is.
  • Some people can sell ice boxes to Eskimos.
  • Can I sell you the Brooklyn Bridge?
  • Want a piece of candy little girl?
  • The check is in the mail.
  • I won't cum in your mouth.